The Yawning Game... PLAY OR DIE! XD

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As we all know, yawning is contagious. One person yawns, the whole room yawns. The yawn happens more than all our natural disasters put together. And yawning can cause accidents, such as walking and yawning, and running into the wall or falling down(or up with my luck) the stairs. And often or not, typing yawn makes others yawn too. Heck. We yawn when we're bored and/ or tired. I've even heard you yawn because your trying to get more air to your brain. But us brainless/brainwashed humans yawn mainly because we see someone else do it. Yawning like an infection, or never dieing fad. You know what. I hate yawning as much as I love yawning. I love yawning because it pulls in the extra air needed to create pretty things. Yawning brings in that inner creativity. Yawning also makes my head stop hurting. Yawning is awesome in that as far as I am concerned. But yawning sucks because it can being you hiccups. Like sneezing and yawning at the same time just sucks ass, hurts like hell too. It's worse than taking in a yawn and you bring in too much air. Still, yawning like that hurts too. You know, my head hurts right now so I should yawn. Did you yawn. Probably not for how many yawns I have put here. Do you know, there's only four variations of just the word yawn. That's yawn, yawns, yawned, and yawning. Not a lot of yawn words. Maybe I should like make a few new yawn words up. But I'm not good at my own things, like art, so I'm boring a wall with drying paint and meant to yawned at now. Sorry if I bored you and gees I just yawn like crazy right now. But yawning can fail. Yawning offends some people here in the US and in other countries! Here, yawning at someone means their boring. To foreign people, sometimes yawning freely in front of them is like a dishonor to their family. Weird how yawning works, huh?

Well, the reason I did this was because I LOVE YOU GUYS! *yawn* and sorry, that does not mean your boring. I'm yawning from so many yawns I've written. Now your probably be like "DAMN YOU *yawn* I HATE YOU!" at me, because I made you yawn so damn much. But really, I doing this because I love and wanted to see how much you yawned damn it. Can't blame me. It's fun doing these, first type informatively of yawns that move into a rambling shell shock of words and yawns. But I also want to leave a piece of me and needless information here so you can be like WTF! HATE YOU! while I go off to Columbus. With my mom. For my early birthday present. To avoid a sweet sixteen party. On September, the first. And I wouldn't enjoy it. Because I hate parties surrounded around me. And no one my age or who I hang with would come. except maybe with all. Who live too far away. And my family would probably thing your a bunch of creepers if you all showed up, no offense. And it be very costly. And too many people doting on me. And I would throw myself from the roof. With my last yawn invoked. But instead, I choose to go to Columbus, where we're staying with friends. Who will also dot upon me. Which I was hoping to avoid. But apparently not. So I'm still going to die with one last invoked yawn and sigh. While I die in my spoiling. Four days from now. O.O; I'm scared. So with that being said, including these yawns here, well, tell me much you yawned. GOOD-BYE AND HAPPY YAWNING!!!

[Gypsy Novella]

... I didn't yawn until I finished reading this and clicked the "Home" button, XD. I hope you have fun in Columbus, but I know what it's like to have clingy cousins who think you are the best thing ever. Of course, over the years they have steadily become less annoying, but still.. *yawn*. Oh, that was a big yawn. A yawn like that could win some kind of yawning award. I don't know of anyone who gives out awards for yawning though, that'd be pretty silly. But who knows, some people really like to yawn. They yawn all the time, they yawn whenever they can. When they don't yawn, they're thinking about yawning. I'm glad I don't yawn that much.. *yawn*